Never translate IT language into Indonesian

Never translate IT terms into Indonesian. Do you know why?
Because it's dangerous, ESPECIALLY Pls it is taught in school. See
samples below.
 
(Never translate IT terms into the Indonesian language.
You know why, because this is very dangerous, especially if taught
at school. Look at the example below)

1. Hardware: Barangkeras
2. Software: Baranglembut
3. Joystick: Trunk excited
4. Plug and play: Plug and play
5. Port: Hole
6. Server: Waiter
7. Client: Customers

Try to translate this:
(Please try to translate the sentence below)

ENGLISH
The server provides a plug and play service for the clients using
either hardware and software joystick. Just plug the joystick into the
server port and enjoy it.

INDONESIA
The maid provides plug and play service to its customers
using a rod excited kind of hard or soft. enough
rod excited by plugging it into the hole servants and enjoy.

source: http://hermawayne.blogspot.com/2010/07/jangan-pernah-menterjemahkan-bahasa-it.htm

5 most weird portable equipment

Nowadays a lot of tools that have been made portable, maksunya lot of tools made mini and thus facilitate the use of him, well it turns out there are a lot of equipment which is possible if difikirkan not be made in portable devices and look strange if used as portable, but the reality equipment this can be made portable,

1. Portable fireplace
Portable fireplace
The tool is designed by John Dimopoulos, director of Geoform, Design & Architect Firm, Sydney, this tool is a combination of wood, leather and kilil (english: swivel) stainless steel, glass on the tool that serves to block the fire burning directly to users.

2. Portable toilets
Niban Too Corporation managed to create a handbag that is easy to carry kemana2 by Japanese workers are known with supersibuk it. Consisting of the toilet bowl and handle, hand sanitizers are interchangeable rechargeable battery, the cover glass (very important when you want to dispose agan pup in crowded places), weighs about 175 pounds.

Portable Sleep 3.Tempat
Portable Beds
designed by the company Atelier OPA, is sanagt practical tool because it can be used to eat sleep and dress.

4. Portable Washing Machine
Portable Washing Machine
This washing machine uses human power electricity open, so we just play it then this machine will work to clean our clothes.

5. Bread Toaster Portable

emmang glance this tool looks like a knife to spread jam, but this tool is a portable toaster, we simply put the bread back dian This tool will bake our bread.

source: http://fenz-capri.blogspot.com/2010/07/5-peralatan-portable-yang-paling-aneh.html